The Personal Ad
By: MakeMeYourFartSniffer

John decided to check out the personal adds online one day because he hadn't been with anyone in a long time, was lonely, and quite frankly a little out of the dating scene. John was only 18, but very mature and ready for a real relationship. As he was browsing through Yahoo personals one day, he stumbled across an add of a nice looking 26 year-old named Matt. He quickly clicked on the link to find out more about this man. He read all that Matt had writtin in his add, and discovered that Matt was also long-term relationship oriented and that he was into younger guys. At the bottom of the add Matt had listed his phone number and said for anyone interested in his profile to give him a call so they could get to know each other over a few drinks. John called Matt and was pleased with how the conversation went. Matt seemed like a nice guy, and since John wasn't old enough to go out for drinks, Matt told him that he used to be a bar-tender, and he could fix them up something if John wanted to go over to his place later that night. John agreed, and they decided that he would come over at 9:00 that night. John rang Matt's doorbell at 9:05. Matt answered the door, shook Johns hand and invited him in. "you're running a little late man, hope you didn't have any trouble finding the place." Matt said. John replied, "no, no trouble finding it, just had to make up something to tell my parents about where I was going." Matt insisted that John sit in the living room for a minute while he made them drinks. "You like Long Island Iced Tea?" Matt yelled from the kitchen. John replied, "Yeah, thats cool with me." Matt quickly whipped up 2 Long Island Iced Teas He poured his into a Blue glass, and John's into a green glass, then pulled out a small vile of yellow liquid and poured it into Johns drink. He had purchased it earlier from a witch doctor who had told him it was a shrinking potion. Matt had never tried this before, but when he heard about it, he just had to find out if he could really fulfill his most erotic fantasy. He stirred John's drink one final time, and tried to hide his evil smirk as he carried the two drinks into the next room where John was waiting, innocently and unaware of what was about to happen. He handed John his drink. John thanked him and they started to chit chat while sipping on their drinks. Nothing was happening to John yet, although he was hardly even drinking. He seemed uncompfortable, and like he was almost ready to go home. Matt made a suggestion that they have a contest to see who can chug their drink the fastest, and the winner would choose what they would do on their next date. John meekly agreed to this, and on the count of 3 they started chugging. Their drinks were gone in no time. John told Matt he was starting to feel a little dizzy. The witchdoctor had told Matt that just before his victims would shrink they would feel dizzy. This made Matt extatic, and he could contain his evil grin no more. Matt walked over and stood right in front of John, with his back to him, and pulled down his pants, he started pointing hiss ass at John, and spreading his cheeks, and said "How do you like my Ass John?" John in a very confused state replied, "What are you talking about man?" "I said, how do you like my ass John? I hope it is to your liking because you are gonna get up close and personal with it very soon." Before John could even reply he quickly started to shrink. "What the hell is happening to me?" John said, and in no time, he was a mere 6 inches tall. Matt picked him up, and held him in the palm of his hand. "It worked, I can't believe it worked!" Matt said, in an excited voice. "Are you ready to go home now John?" Matt asked in a serious voice. John pleaded, "Yes Matt, please let me go home, please!" "OK" Matt replied. Matt then bent over, and used one hand to hold his huge ass cheeks apart. He had John in the other hand, and slowly brought it back toward his ass. John was squirming and writhing as he saw Matts giant asshole come into view. "What the fuck are you doing?" John asked in a totally paniced voice. Matt simply replied, "welcome home!" With that, Matt started pushing John's small body into his asshole feet first. John was in up to his wait in no time. "Please stop Matt, don't do this to me, I'll die!" Matt just laughed and continued to push him in. "Come on Matt, this isn't funny! I don't wanna die man, STOP!" "Ahhhhhh, yeah, your squirming feels sooo good man. Sorry, I would let you go, but this feels incredible, I have to know what its like to feed my ass live prey and you fell right into my trap. just like it was meant to be. Thats all you pathetic little turds are good for, making my ass feel good. haha, and soon enough, you really will be a turd!" Matt continued to laugh as John pleaded for his life. He now had John in up to his neck and John was breathing in pure rank ass fumed directly from his hole. Now that his chest was inside Matt's asshole, Matt could feel John's tiny heartbeat racing, soaring faster and faster as if something was suddenly scaring him even more. Matt asked, "what happened that made your heart rate jump so suddenly little man?" "It stinks like Hell down here Matt, thats what" John replied in a pathetic voice. Matt laughed, "oh yeah... I worked out for 3 hours at the gym before you came over and didn't shower... must still be sweaty. haha. Hope your enjoying that rank smell... cuz it will be even worse once I have you trapped in my ass! HAHAHAHAHA!" Once Matt finally regained his composure and was able to stop laughing, he simply said "Any last words, asswipe?" John was crying by this point, and said " Please don't do this to me man, I'm begging you... you won't get away with this, someone will find out!" At this Matt started laughing again. "Nobody will find out. All the evidence will be destroyed when you are literally turned into a piece of shit and flushed down the toilet! This is what you were made for asswipe... to please my asshole, that is your sole purpose in life you worthless little shit. Now get ready to finish the job!" Matt began squeezing his ass cheeks together to pull John into his asshole andlet him be devoured by his ass. Johns head quickly sank into the hole... he pleaded for his life and continued to cry until finally all that could be heard in the room was the sick slurping sound coming from Matts asshole, as the top of Johns head sank all the way into matts asshole Matt screamed out, "YES! YES! YES!" In pleasure. He could still feel Johns heart racing and him squirming around frantically inside of his ass. It felt so Good to Matt, but he decided it was time to follow all the way through and let John be digested into his ass. He knew that it would only take one big fart to totally eliminate John's small air supply in his ass. So Matt said "good bye asswipe" and with that let out a loud rank 15 second fart, cutting off John's last air supply. The struggling within his ass quickly ceased, and Matt shot his load and laughed to himself about what he had done.

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